Dad humor

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  1. fish78

    fish78 Member

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    I had never heard the phase before today. I was at the drug store having some prescriptions filled and they handed me a form to fill out. It was just standard stuff...name, address etc. I said I had already filled one out...as it turns out, they had the date of birth wrong...1992 as opposed to 1952...anyway a few jokes about fountain of youth, new anti-aging break through yadda, yadda...anyway, the young pharmacist girl said. Well, you feel 22?...I said I don't know you'll have to feel me and see...laughter and said...that's dad humor...I love dad humor....can someone better define dad humor for me?
     
  2. saltydogg

    saltydogg Rock & Roll Enthusiast Gold Supporting Member

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    I'm sure you'll be brought-up on sexual-harassment charges by the end of the weekend.

    :)
     
  3. Minte

    Minte *except for a few minor scratches* Gold Supporting Member

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    Pull my finger... ;)
     
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    Hundreds of these out there, they crack me up...

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  6. jhc

    jhc Senior Member

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    "Dad, I'm really sad"

    "Hi 'really sad', I'm Dad, nice to meet you"

    #dadhumor
     
  7. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    any joke having to do with grammar or spelling mishaps.
    unless someone writes **** instead of shirt, that shirt's timeless
     
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    I can row a boat........ canoe ?

    I'm not sure a year ever went by with out my Dad using that one. Miss him.
     
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    ford Supporting Member

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    One time a waitress came over to my Grandpa and said "how'd you find your steak?"



    Grandpa said, " well, I looked next to my baked potato and there it was."

    Dad/Grandpa humor. He was one of the Kings of corny jokes.
     
  11. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    looking at how wavy that door trim is, theres no way any corner in that house is a plum 90.
     
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    New Years Day: Morning! Haven't seen you since last year!
     
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    Rimbaud Tarnished Silver Gold Supporting Member

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    Dad walks up to me and puts my shirt sleeve between his thumb and forefinger and rubs it...

    'Luke, do you know what this shirt is made of?'

    Me; 'uhhh, Cotton?'

    Dad, 'maybe was Cotton, but now it's Felt'
     
  14. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    with a couple minor changes, that would be some great porno dialogue.
     
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    Say huh for a big one.

    In a very fast and monotone voice, accentuating the "huh".

    It took me years of saying "HUH" to figure out what was actually being said.
     
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    In other words, she was saying that your creepy come-on line was laughable.
     
  17. fish78

    fish78 Member

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    Creepy? I guess there is another to add to the ignore list.
     
  18. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    inviting a stranger to "feel you" is considered creepy in most circles.
     
  19. MikeVB

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    How about at a Circle Jerk?
     
  20. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    i'd say house rules would apply.

    not that I would know or anything :hide
     

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