Discussion in 'The Pub' started by 2HBStrat, May 4, 2016.
I did....it was bent.....
One hasn't truly lived until sending back a straw
Excuse me miss?....
this thread is cold and has no flavor.
No, I'll just stick with the water for now..
Have you ever noticed silverware at restaurants is made out of the cheapest tin from China that you'd ever want to see?
I bent a spoon trying to eat soup out of a bowl ... true story
Olive Garden Lead Soup?
It was Mercury soup if I remember right
my first few courses at an uber-fancy restaurant where a bit unnerving as they took away silverware after each course that I hadn't even touched yet.
as the meal went on I took on a "get that fork away from me, i'm sick of looking at it" attitude.
Your way too close to the keyboard, tweedie. Get to work on those Ionian(s) or we'll be sending you back.
"Excuse me miss, the guitarist is over-cooked"
I sent back a cup of coffee with a huge lipstick stain on the mug. I'm not an overly fussy guy, but that was a little too much for me.
No, but I once saw a fork in the road.
Did you take it?
Probably a good idea. A lot of times when you see bent flatware it's a consequence of having been flushed down the toilet.
Nope- mom was with and she would not let me- it was a real mother fork(er).
You don't know where that fork has been.
Was it close to the Schlossen Cutoff?
Send those clean forks my way.
I dont care if they're bent
No flatware sent back by me..
However, for a couple years I waited tables in West Maui. Nice resort with many Japanese tourists.
I'll never forgot one such patron calling me to his table, pointing to his plate and saying :
" Lice hard rike stone "
Get bent, you dumb fork.... Have a knife day!
yooz eat @ way klassier joints than moi
I select the fork out of a bunch on the tabel with the tomato sauce ..... I like a straight fork.