Due to an unfortunate series of events

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  1. Jim Marciano

    Jim Marciano Member

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    My only dirt pedals are 3 marshall in a box pedals (not good ones) that I play thru a marshall ( I dont like that much)
     
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    FenderBigot Supporting Member

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    That is potentially going to cause a rip in the Marshall space-time continuum... tread lightly!
     
  3. GeorgeNada

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    Sounds like you need a Timmy
     
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    On the next full moon, arrange your MIAB pedals around the amp (a pentagon is preferred, but a triangle will have to do). When the clock strikes midnight, strum an E7(9) on the bridge pickup of your (hopefully) Stratocaster to summon the spirit of Jimi Hendrix.
     
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    You'll need the full pentagram to get Hendrix. With the triangle you may get Trower (which pisses him off seeing as he is still living).
     
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    sonichronic Supporting Member

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    and the bridge pickup needs to be reversed and the other angled the other way... best way to do it is to just string a right handed Strat left handed and try your best to properly hit the E7(9)

    that and I'm sure there is fire involved somewhere.

    and LSD, but you can mail me the LSD.
     
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    Awesome. How do they stack?
     
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    So you don't like your Marshall style pedals nor your Marshall amp?

    Switch to Orange.
     
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    Life can be extraordinarily unfair. Cruel even.
     
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    And a better Marshall
     
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  12. leblee

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    Or a shopping counselor.

    Maybe any future purchases should be vetted by a TGP counsel?

    At least 5 likes for each $100 spent.

    Timmy, Ventris, Strymon are all pre-approved. An MT-2 triggers an intervention and freezes credit cards.
     
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    Sex, sex, sex... Is that all everybody talks about any more?
     
  14. Jim Marciano

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    Like cardboard boxes
     
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    Bolt VanderHuge Member

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    *looks in a mirror*

    Biggie Smalls...
    Biggie Smalls...
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  17. Mark Robinson

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    Best Yoda voice: "use the knobs Luke" Turn down the gain, explore the limits of what you have. When I was young and poor, I couldn't afford bupkis and what I had got screwed with and fiddled with, and something always worked. Otherwise, this is a very easy problem to solve, for the price of a couple restaurant dinners if you're serious.
     
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  18. SmartAlex

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    Marshall Origin 20 or 50 looks good as a “pedal platform”.
     
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    i'm interested in hearing what chain of events would do something like that to a man.
     
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    Time for an SD-1 and sell the other stuff on reverb. Done.
     
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