Ear Wax? Good News !!!

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  1. Mighty Melvin

    Mighty Melvin Member

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    I just wanted to mention that today's tabloid ad for Ollie's Bargain Outlet includes a little vacuum cleaner made to suck the wax out of your ears.
     
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  2. Dr. Tweedbucket

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    I used drops and a piece the size of a bowling ball came flying out of my ear and knocked all the stuff off my counter top! :waiting
     
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  3. SPROING!

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    This sounds like a conspiracy with hearing aid manufacturers.
     
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  4. Killed_by_Death

    Killed_by_Death Member

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    Ollie's often has those "As Seen on TV" items.
    You haven't seen the TV spot?

    I can't find the ad, but I found this:



    as per that^, debunked!
    Don't buy one!

    KbD
     
  5. archey

    archey Supporting Member

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    I donated mine to Madame Tussauds.
     
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  6. Zingeroo

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    OMG. I have found the most annoying person on the Internet.
     
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  7. seajay

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    At least you got a strike.
     
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  8. FiestaRed

    FiestaRed Gold Supporting Member

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    It's all fun and games until cocoa puffs start falling out of your ears
     
  9. vashuba

    vashuba Supporting Member

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    earwax is natures low pass filter. once i got my ears cleaned all the 10k plus had much more sparkle!
     
  10. Eric Rowland

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    Huh??....What did you say??
     
  11. Silverthorn

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    That's good to hear. Get it get it boom a tish!
     
  12. poolshark

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    I caved at 0:02. I'd rather have wax the size of jawbreakers than that sound in my ears.
     
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    I made some candles.. I'm giving them out at Xmas.
     
  14. mattball826

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    You mean the really stupid one that goes

    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!

     
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  15. dallasblues

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    I call it cranial duck-butter.
     

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