FB etiquette

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  1. Dave Shoop

    Dave Shoop Member

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    If you get a facebook friend request from an unknown girl sending you semi nude pictures stating she is bored are you suppose to send semi nude pictures of yourself back telling her you're booked up for the rest of your natural life ?

    Just wondering. Don't want to be thought of as rude.
     
  2. stevieboy

    stevieboy Clouds yell at me Gold Supporting Member

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    I think it's fun to check and see if you have any mutual friends, and get a laugh at their expense.

    I usually see that are one or two, and I assume that's how she got linked to me.
     
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    According to a recent Miss Manners column in the New Yorker, you're supposed to respond with a friendly hello post on her wall, and privately message her at least 3, but no more than 10, pictures of your wang doodle.
     
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  4. MoPho

    MoPho Pho Shizzle Silver Supporting Member

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    Probably a spammer/spambot.
     
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  6. Exiled_On_Main_St

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    I'd probably think about waking up.

    So like, slut shaming? :nono
     
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  7. Smacky the Frog

    Smacky the Frog Gold Supporting Member

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    I send a pic of my brothers face and a huge penis

    My brother is white, the penis black and the Photoshop is done by an award-winning graphics designer. I log in using my brothers fb account.

    Figured it's appropriate because he's a big dick
     
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  8. Peteyvee

    Peteyvee Premium Platinum Member

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    Chances are excellent that it's not a female and those aren't pictures of whatever sent the request to you...
     
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  9. Madsen

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    Fake semi nude girl is the new Nigerian Prince.
     
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    Yep and instead of calling themselves Rev. Dr. Jonathan Mbutu Smythe-Jones, Esq., they call themselves Michelle or Heather...
     
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    i see the one that tried to friend me this morning has deleted their account already. i really need to seize these vague opportunities more quickly.
     
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  12. Jimmy3Fingers

    Jimmy3Fingers Member

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    Pics or it didn't happen...
     
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  13. Sweat

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    My standard Facebook reply; see below

    Facebook = Evil
     
  14. NHDave

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    delete... my buddy accepted a mutual friend, thought it was some cute chick, next thing you know, every one of
    his friends got a spam/friend request from the porn chick and it was pretty graphic... he didn't even know it was happening.
    and he works in social services and most of his co-workers were female. but he pulled the "I'm so sorry, I was hacked" thing and all was ok.
     
  15. Polynitro

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    its probably a dude...but, go for it anyway!
     
  16. MustardCap

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    If you have to ask-- you are not booked.
     
  17. Killed_by_Death

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    Those catfish are just getting nudies of you to post on their pay for gay porn sites.
     
  18. Dave Shoop

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    I was trying to figure out why I was sent this request and then I deleted.
     
  19. MrLahey

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    Two words that share nothing in common.

    Etiquette and facebook.

    There is no way they are remotely joined in any way.

    Yes i dislike the site greatly. Can you tell?
     
  20. jonnytexas

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    So which bathroom can they use?
    :rolleyes2:
     

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