It'll probably do one version of it all.
Seriously, IMO that's a very versatile gain setup and, truth be told, most people could do most of the things they want to do with some combination of those pedals. I suspect, though, that most people would eventually get curious about what else was out there and become figity and try something else.
That's hilarious, I was using that exact combo the other day, and realized that I had the entire spectrum covered! Seriously, a soft clipper, a hard clipper, and a clean boost/EQ/transparent OD covers the non-fuzz dirt spectrum. And they stack well!
I usually only use 1 at a time these days, but if I was going for a big board I would include them all. Plus fuzz of course!