Douchebag Guitarist - 5th Sign: The Life of the Party
Are you that Douche who pulls an acoustic guitar out at parties and sings songs? PLEASE... Go f^#k yourself. No one wants to hear you stumble over a Dave Matthews or a John Mayer song while you eye-f^#k girls (ewwww). Leave the iPod on and grab another beer, you Douchebag. Also, you're probably not playing the song right: Every song on the planet was not constructed solely out of three open chords and one badly done barre chord!