Five Signs You Might Be a Douchebag Guitarist...

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My favorite one from jgyn's link:

Douchebag Guitarist - 5th Sign: The Life of the Party
Are you that Douche who pulls an acoustic guitar out at parties and sings songs? PLEASE... Go f^#k yourself. No one wants to hear you stumble over a Dave Matthews or a John Mayer song while you eye-f^#k girls (ewwww). Leave the iPod on and grab another beer, you Douchebag. Also, you're probably not playing the song right: Every song on the planet was not constructed solely out of three open chords and one badly done barre chord!
 

stevieboy

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One sign you're a douchebag blogger--

1. You take someone else's idea, then fill it out with lame stereotypes that can be found daily on internet guitar sites. And call yourself "creative" in your web page title.
 

Lution

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This place might implode from this one thread. Or heaps of denial will be posted.

Kicking back with a tasty beverage for this one.
 

scott944

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He lost me right up front by assuming that seeing ads for GC means that everybody must be buying guitars. I won't be inviting him to join the board of directors.
 






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