Florida Man Tries to Kiss Cottonmouth Snake

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  1. HurricaneJesus

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    There are no bad cottonmouths, just bad cottonmouth owners.
     
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    Keep it classy, Florida!
     
  3. Bucksears

    Bucksears Silver Supporting Member

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    If a snake doesn't want to be kissed, you really shouldn't force it.
    No means no.

    Maybe the snake led him on? You know, flicking its tongue out several times.
     
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    Kylie Jenner challenge?
     
  5. mango

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    Reminds me of the summer student that was working at the factory I was at.
    Came to work one Monday with stitches all across his upper lip.


    Me - "What the hell happened to you ?"
    Him - "Did you know a snapping turtle can stick his neck out real far ?"
    Me - "Yup"
    Him -"I didn't "

    ouch
     
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    America's Dick: Providing entertainment with the shenanigans of its ridiculous residents since 1845.
     
  7. mark norwine

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    I sure I have these numbers wrong, but I remember reading once that something like >80% of venomous snake bites in the US involve a.) white men b.) between 18 and 30, and c.) copious alcohol consumption.

    Can't cure stupid, now can ya?
     
  8. HurricaneJesus

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    You're welcome....and **** you. :)
     
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    I think there's a blues song in there somewhere...

    "Kissin' you baby like kissin' a cottonmouth snake,
    Kissin' you baby like kissin' a cottonmouth snake,
    One touch 'n I'm a swellin' in my face"
     
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  12. Johnny V.

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    "Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid!"

    Not sure who this quote is originally attributed to, but this is a textbook example!
     
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    Understood that is a John Wayne quote but don't quote me on that .
     
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    What was he thinking? If you want cottonmouth, move to CO.
     
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    Sad to see that they euthanized the snake for very reasonably defending its honor.
     
  17. HurricaneJesus

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    Best response of the thread. It has real nuance.
     
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    Over fifty thousand in medical bills- he looks like he would be able to cover that........it is impossible to protect people from themselves. PRR
     
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    Maybe he could handle Australia, or not so much.
     

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