Discussion in 'The Pub' started by GCDEF, Apr 24, 2015.
There are no bad cottonmouths, just bad cottonmouth owners.
Keep it classy, Florida!
If a snake doesn't want to be kissed, you really shouldn't force it.
No means no.
Maybe the snake led him on? You know, flicking its tongue out several times.
Kylie Jenner challenge?
Reminds me of the summer student that was working at the factory I was at.
Came to work one Monday with stitches all across his upper lip.
Me - "What the hell happened to you ?"
Him - "Did you know a snapping turtle can stick his neck out real far ?"
Me - "Yup"
Him -"I didn't "
America's Dick: Providing entertainment with the shenanigans of its ridiculous residents since 1845.
I sure I have these numbers wrong, but I remember reading once that something like >80% of venomous snake bites in the US involve a.) white men b.) between 18 and 30, and c.) copious alcohol consumption.
Can't cure stupid, now can ya?
You're welcome....and **** you.
I think there's a blues song in there somewhere...
"Kissin' you baby like kissin' a cottonmouth snake,
Kissin' you baby like kissin' a cottonmouth snake,
One touch 'n I'm a swellin' in my face"
No means no.
FLORIDA MAN: the world's worst superhero.
"Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid!"
Not sure who this quote is originally attributed to, but this is a textbook example!
Understood that is a John Wayne quote but don't quote me on that .
What was he thinking? If you want cottonmouth, move to CO.
Looks like weight gain did he eat it?
Sad to see that they euthanized the snake for very reasonably defending its honor.
Best response of the thread. It has real nuance.
Over fifty thousand in medical bills- he looks like he would be able to cover that........it is impossible to protect people from themselves. PRR
Maybe he could handle Australia, or not so much.