Frequently, I wake up in the middle of the night...

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  1. Black Coffee

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    And have to urinate. That is not remarkable in itself, but what is strange is that I have these profound existential thoughts about existence and being.

    It makes my head spin. It almost feels as if I'm on the verge of understanding it all.

    I then go back to sleep.
     
  2. TNJ

    TNJ Gold Supporting Member

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    You're prostate is trying to tell you something.
    And you're brain is not.


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  3. MustardCap

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    Fascinating..... Tell us more?
     
  4. Mr. Kite

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    Please jot that stuff down and let us know what it all means.
     
  5. FenderBigot

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    Drink more black coffee... Seriously!
     
  6. wstsidela

    wstsidela I'm bonafied Gold Supporting Member

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    What are you feeling when you take a dump? Besides the straining & pushing.
     
  7. Greentone

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    I always feel totally strange and at odds with my own existence when I wake up in the middle of the night. It's a really bizarre thing.
     
  8. Polynitro

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    benign prostatic hypertrophy
     
  9. Mike9

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    I get up once toward morning, but hey I'm 62.
     
  10. harpinon

    harpinon Silver Supporting Member

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    I'm quite sure you really won't want to know.
    Few can actually handle it.
    Quite akin to finding out the exact day you will die.
     
  11. Mr. Kite

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    Dirty Harry reference: But I gots to know...
     
  12. shane88

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    never come between a man & his prostate (well unless you're into that stuff)

    :aok
     
  13. DYNA BILL

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    Your username is quite ironic. :aok
     
  14. ChurchChong

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    Yes, it can be quite tiring.
     
  15. ChrisP

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    Start typing....
     
  16. nsureit

    nsureit Supporting Member

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    I once extrapolated Pi to 387 decimals during a prolonged pee at 3:00 AM.
     
  17. Dr. Tweedbucket

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    Do you drink black coffee? :confused: that could be a problem :red
     
  18. Johnny Moondog

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    I only have one profound thought , peeing at 3am.

    "Don't wake the cat, or he will want to be fed."
     
  19. ACfixer

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    Yeah, but have you fallen asleep during your leak?
     
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    BPH - benign philosophical hallucinations
     

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