Discussion in 'The Pub' started by o0Ampy0o, May 25, 2015.
Resting in a piece of the great olallieberry pie in the sky
I've told my kids I want mine to read
"Went Out On A Good Note "
Sometimes called an "Epitaph" .
Spike Milligan wanted the inscription "I told you I was Ill" on his
I've joked to my wife that my gravestone should say "I had to go and open my big mouth". I hope she knows I was joking.
My Virgin Ex Wife"s
"Who Says You Can't Take It With You"
"What are you looking at?"
When I die I want my ashes scattered in the supermarket carpark.
That way my wife will have to visit me every week
Cool band name
I like the one Hound Dog Taylor said he wanted- "He Couldn't Play ****, But He Sure Made It Sound Good!".
Here lies Robbie Jones.
And why not.
"I died long before this."
That was actually Wooldoor Sockbat's epitaph, but it feels so apropo sometimes.
As you are now, I once was.
As I am now, you will be.
Epitome of laziness
Creepy but true.
Cremate me. No gravestone/casket because eventually you'll be dug up and cremated anyway. Plus it's bad for the environment and a space hog.
I do not want to be buried, but if I were... Roll me up and smoke me when I'm gone, or whatever it is Willie sings would be funny.