Maybe I'm the weirdo here, but in all the years I've played it never occurred to me that I had to sling my guitar around my shoulders. Not even once. Did a lot of other dumb s**t, but not that.
Straplocks wont stop the screw from being ripped out of the guitar body- which is probably what's happening in many of those fails.
Pretty funny stuff. Love the TV crashing to the ground.