Help me name my kid

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  1. Okra

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    Definitely Archie Harrison
    Congrats!
     
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    Did you intentionally forget the greatest name in Westeros?

    Dickon Tarley?
     
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    something Nordic …..

    sven

    Ragnar

    floki
     
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    Dude, those are popped collar names. Don't stigmatize your son with a name like that.
     
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    How about DAMONE? from Fast Times
     
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    Ten? You should know it would be Eleven.


    Most blokes, they got a kid to name, they're on Ten. Where do you go? Nowhere, right.
     
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    Throckmorton Fernatop [then your last name here]
    You can thank me later.
     
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    name him tucker and get him karate lessons.
     
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    Well, we finally settled on Owen. Not my first (or second) choice, but I can live with it. Now we’re on to arguing about circumcision!
     
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    Don't do it. I didn't walk for over a year after mine.
     
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    I gotta tell my wife that one, it’ll sail right over her head:rotflmao
     
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    Magnus

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    Joe.

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    First name: YesISuckIKnowIDo - primary name for public officials, teachers, lawmakers, etc... Require them to use only this name, not the middle name, when addressing your child in public. Ensure that you teach your child to answer with a hearty ‘yes’ when addressed this way.

    Middle name: (Insert the name that family and friends will use for your child here)
     
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    don't cut any corners
     
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    Cant pay the hospital?

    JJ...congrats
     
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    A good name.

    Tell her the Dr gets paid 2500 skins a week with a chance to get ahead.
     

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