Except that's not really Rule 2.
Rule 2 is actually that you are not allowed to bash the musicians that the Secret TGP Committee has deemed unbashable. The rest of us get bashed around here all the time with no ill effects. Nobody cares If YOU get pissed and leave, but God forbid John Mayer, who likely contributes absolutely nothing at all to the knowledge around here, gets slighted.
I was going to make a joke about him being an actor, but I guess the jokes on me - he and josh groban aren’t the same person?