I asked a seller how much the guitar weighed. You'll never believe what happened next.

He weighed the guitar and answered some questions.

I bought the guitar, he shipped it, and I received it exactly as described.

Seller has money, I haz guitar. Everybody's happy.

 

I look forward to the FSOT post in the emporium.

 

This story lacks conflict. Why is the protagonist's life so idyllic? What are they hiding?

 

I don't know when weight became such a big deal!
Finally a rational seller!
If somebody asked me that I'd blow them off!
This won't end well!
Tone means more than weight!
I never ask, don't care!
Always ask, my back hurts!
This belongs in another forum!
Goodnight!!

 

This story lacks conflict. Why is the protagonist's life so idyllic? What are they hiding?

Yeah, if I were a publisher, I'd reject it.

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

I'd file a case with Reverb. This is ludicrous.

 

I look forward to the FSOT post in the emporium.

It's the best guitar ever, plays like butter, perfect balance, has haunting mids, restored my lost hair......



......What trades do you have in mind? Don't lowball me, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!!1!

 

I don't know when weight became such a big deal!
Finally a rational seller!
If somebody asked me that I'd blow them off!
This won't end well!
Tone means more than weight!
I never ask, don't care!
Always ask, my back hurts!
This belongs in another forum!
Goodnight!!

This guy gets it.

 

It's the best guitar ever, plays like butter, perfect balance, has haunting mids, restored my lost hair......



......What trades do you have in mind? Don't lowball me, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!!1!

Curses! You slipped in before me!

 

Never have I ever asked about weight.

 

Dam I got clickbaited on The Gear Page?

 

Very nice!

I once asked a private seller in the Ebay classifieds how much the Les Paul he wanted to sell weighs.
Guess what he wrote me a long text back saying basically he was never interested in finding out how heavy the guitar is.
Of course he didn't weigh the guitar at my request.

So I skipped it.

 

You do know this is The Gear Page?

 

I always answer if a seller asks about weight. Of course I don't actually weigh them, I just guestimate. If they complain, I blame humidity.

 

He weighed the guitar and answered some questions.

I bought the guitar, he shipped it, and I received it exactly as described.

Seller has money, I haz guitar. Everybody's happy.

Wait, is that how that works?

 

Never have I ever asked about weight.

You should try it. It's exhilarating.

Dam I got clickbaited on The Gear Page?

Your welcome.

You do know this is The Gear Page?

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

I always answer if a seller asks about weight. Of course I don't actually weigh them, I just guestimate. If they complain, I blame humidity.

Just checked again. Turns out, the seller was off by 5-6 oz. Naturally, I will be filing a paypal claim in the morning.

 

You should definitely moonlight as a Youtube video caption writer.

 

OK, but how much does it weigh?

 

Pic #3 will blow your mind!