I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a funk band to play bass in. Some guy got back to me and we arranged a time to jam. He told me two tunes to learn, one a meters song and another a cream song, which I found weird, but I learned them anyway. I show up today and it turns out they don't know the meters tune, but they know the cream song. I guess for next time we're supposed to learn a cream song, a strokes song and another British rock song... I don't think I'll be at the next practice. "I feel like I was kind of deceitful, since you were looking for a funk band." Yes, yes you were.