I literally LOL'ed. Can't believe this is serious.

[Sirloin]

PRS Private Stock 8122 MC594 Floyd Scholz Snarling Tiger

New PRS Private Stock 8122! This very special guitar features a hand carved top by legendary wood carver, Floyd Scholz. Incredible work of playable guitar art! Model: McCarty 594 Neck wood: Curly Maple Fingerboard wood: Curly Maple with Ebony binding Top wood: 1pc Curly Maple with Floyd Scholz...

willcuttguitars.com

 

[Zado]

I'm not riding this.

 

[MCSS1970]

Thanks for ruining my upcoming NGD thread.

 

[Tone Deaf]

Just what every player needs....

 

[Leader Desslok]

Sometimes it takes incredible skill to be tacky.

 

[your name here]

Tiger Ki...

 

[Sirloin]

PRS must believe this guy is getting out of prison soon...

 

[Blanket Jackson]

Dragons & Dire Wolves > Tigers

 

[bluejazzoid]

Tony the Tiger approves!!!

 

[Sirloin]

Dragons & Dire Wolves > Tigers

Those are subtle compared to that PRS

 

[Blanket Jackson]

Those are subtle compared to that PRS

... and perhaps that observation is pointing to a deeper truth?

 

[T Dizz]

Not even good in a cheesy way.

 

[PatriotBadger]

Nope. Uh-uh. Not happening.

If that was a $200 POS, it wouldn't sell. Because it says PRS on the headstock, sadly, it will.

Think of the lovely wood used to make such an abomination. If I was the guy at Willcutt who opened the box, I'm not sure if I'd laugh hysterically or feel my gut sink to the floor. Maybe both.

 

[macrossgeorge]

Some things are so tacky that they are ironic-cool. This is just plain tacky.

 

[PatriotBadger]

It's tiger maple. What were you expecting?

 

[Daniel Travis]

I'm not riding this.

Is this an evola joke?

 

[nasonm]

It's like Dolly says "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"

 

[Kurt L]

That tiger has a deformed paw. Poor thing...

 

[ChipOnly]

For the Age-60 going-on-16 crowd. Sophisticated yet childish.

 

[Bob T.]