If the pants fit...

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  1. MichaelK

    MichaelK Member

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    The Man with No Pants

    A - "Put on some pants!"

    B - "I thought I did... aren't these pants?"

    A - "No, that’s just underwear. Pants have longer legs. Besides, those are on backwards."

    B - "Are you saying I should turn them around? I kind of like them this way. I don't play by the rules; I'm developing my own style."

    A - "OK, let me explain, since you're very sincere about learning. First of all, even if you turn them around, they're still underwear..."

    B - "I'm working on that. I'm working on making the legs longer. But I think these legs are already kind of long. They're longer than the ones I tried on but didn't wear."

    A - "It's underwear - you wear that under regular pants. You need to go to the store and buy regular pants."

    B - "Thanks for steering me in the right direction, but I'm not sure what you mean by 'regular.' I saw some that said ‘regular fit,’ is that what you mean? Anyway, as you can see, I’m putting on a different pair, this time with pictures of giraffes. Giraffes have long legs. What do you think? Are their legs long enough?"

    A - "Damn, man, don't you care that you're running around with no pants on? Don’t you realize that you’re practically naked? YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY F%$@#?# PANTS!!"

    B - "Geez, If you hate my pants so much you should use the ignore list."

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    Hey, doesn't this belong in the Pub?;)
     

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