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if you want a telecaster but the wife is refusing just do this

Discussion in 'Guitars in General' started by rich2k4, Jan 3, 2008.

  1. rich2k4

    rich2k4 Supporting Member

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    you have to rap it out, it's proven to work.

    *start beat boxing*

    I want the Tee

    I want the Elleee

    Put it all together and you have yourself a tele

    I said Tele!

    SAY WHAT?

    SAY WHAT?

    I said a Tele

    SAY WHAT?

    SAY WHAT?

    So we goin to the store to get myself a tele

    No time for words it's as sweet as fruit jelly

    I said a Tele

    SAY WHAT?

    SAY WHAT?

    I said a tele a tell tell tell.....tell tell tell wiki wiki wiki tele

    WORD


    proven to work all the time.

    this is what happens late at night when your playin a hot rod 52'
     
  2. RDM

    RDM Senior Member

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    That sounds better than half the crap that's getting played on the radio nowadays
     
  3. * velcro-fly *

    * velcro-fly * Supporting Member

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    I tried -

    "Heinous, I gots to be brainless
    Get the Tele, it's gonna be painless..."

    Thats all I got, but it's all I needed :p
     
  4. onemind

    onemind Member

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    If I did that to my wife she'd leave me... Oh.
     
  5. SW33THAND5

    SW33THAND5 Member

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    she smacked me for being a douche that raps :eek:
     
  6. PlexiFuzz

    PlexiFuzz I know karate. Voodoo, too.

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    And they say TGP is just a bunch of middle-aged white guys ...
     
  7. Thwap

    Thwap Silver Supporting Member

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    A big Tony Basil fan?:D

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Jahn

    Jahn Listens to Johnny Marr, plays like John Denver Supporting Member

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    Tony Basil?

    "Oh, Fender Telecaster, don't you understand,
    Hangin' in the store ain't as nice as in my hand,
    Oh Fender Telecaster don't you understand,
    It's an axe like you, Tele,
    That make me do, Tele, do, Tele, don't break my heart, Tele!

    (dum, da dum, dum da) HEY TELE!"
     
  9. slipbeer

    slipbeer Supporting Member

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    Umm, no one has tried the "take her to the tele store and show her you just want a cheap Squire since they all kinda look the same switcheroo" ploy?
     
  10. Brian Krashpad

    Brian Krashpad Member

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    Couldn't you just have the thing delivered to your office and pay with a money order?

    Just sayin.

    ;)
     
  11. rich2k4

    rich2k4 Supporting Member

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    i dont know if people realize it's a joke thread.
     
  12. frisco kid

    frisco kid Member

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    It's not???:rotflmao
     

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