Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Gas Hed, Feb 24, 2019.
Knew the day might come to make the hard choice, so, bought guitars instead of ring.
My wife buys me guitars.
Depends - how far paid off is the Life Insurance Policy?
JK - wife of course, and I'm not even married. But when I get married, she'd happily buy me a new guitar. Choose well gentleman.
the trick is to toss both the guitars and the wife off the cliff, then it looks like an accident.
I know this is a joke thread... Although, I love my guitars but my wife is a dream wife. Nearly a fairy tale relationship with her. She'd simply encourage me to buy more guitars.
My first 2 wives? I'd throw their asses off.
My current wife? Yeah, I'd save her.
I would save the wife.. We do things I can't do with the guitar..... At least not without modifying the guitar...
Telecasters are like cockroaches so, yes..
The entire collection?
It depends on the key of the Cliff Notes
I’m not married - easy answer.
If my wife was still alive - even easier answer.
Need more info. What the hell was my wife doing at the edge of the cliff with all my guitars?
Hmm, I have a few custom builds that couldn’t be reproduced....and there are approximately 3.5 billion women in the world...
See, this is why you don't get married in the first place.
You can save a woman's life in this way. Avoid senseless loss of life, no?
My wife is my life.
I could find a guitar replacement in a second in the emporium.
And save lots of money that can be used to buy gear. It’s a win win for all, and the right thing to do (or not to do, marriage that is)
Guitars, of course. Guitars don't care if you play other guitars.
For all the replies that stated that your wife buys you guitars, please write a book on how to meet a woman...you'd be millionaires and you'd help a lot of us TGPers!
My wife collection.