If you were at the edge of a cliff...

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Gas Hed, Feb 24, 2019.

Wife or Guitar Collection

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  1. wetordry

    wetordry Member

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    Knew the day might come to make the hard choice, so, bought guitars instead of ring.
     
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  2. DV52

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    Queen .
     
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  3. JB Winterblues

    JB Winterblues Supporting Member

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    My wife buys me guitars.
     
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  4. Rogan1990

    Rogan1990 Member

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    Depends - how far paid off is the Life Insurance Policy?

    JK - wife of course, and I'm not even married. But when I get married, she'd happily buy me a new guitar. Choose well gentleman.
     
  5. ellis dee

    ellis dee Member

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    the trick is to toss both the guitars and the wife off the cliff, then it looks like an accident.
     
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  6. rawkguitarist

    rawkguitarist Member

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    I know this is a joke thread... Although, I love my guitars but my wife is a dream wife. Nearly a fairy tale relationship with her. She'd simply encourage me to buy more guitars. :cool:
     
  7. DYNA BILL

    DYNA BILL Member

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    My first 2 wives? I'd throw their asses off.
    My current wife? Yeah, I'd save her.
     
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  8. MatchFive

    MatchFive Silver Supporting Member

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    I would save the wife.. We do things I can't do with the guitar..... At least not without modifying the guitar...
     
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  9. Fishyfishfish

    Fishyfishfish Member

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    Telecasters are like cockroaches so, yes..
     
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  10. fjblair

    fjblair Silver Supporting Member

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    The entire collection?
     
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  11. Okra

    Okra Member

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    It depends on the key of the Cliff Notes
     
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  12. 67blackcherry

    67blackcherry Supporting Member

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    I’m not married - easy answer.
    If my wife was still alive - even easier answer.
     
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  13. time2kill

    time2kill Member

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    Need more info. What the hell was my wife doing at the edge of the cliff with all my guitars?
    :dunno
     
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  14. Jazzandmore

    Jazzandmore Gold Supporting Member

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    Hmm, I have a few custom builds that couldn’t be reproduced....and there are approximately 3.5 billion women in the world...
     
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  15. Boris Bubbanov

    Boris Bubbanov Member

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    See, this is why you don't get married in the first place.

    You can save a woman's life in this way. Avoid senseless loss of life, no?

    :^)
     
  16. Jollyb

    Jollyb Silver Supporting Member

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    My wife is my life.

    I could find a guitar replacement in a second in the emporium.
     
  17. Jazzandmore

    Jazzandmore Gold Supporting Member

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    And save lots of money that can be used to buy gear. It’s a win win for all, and the right thing to do (or not to do, marriage that is) :rotflmao
     
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  18. scottlr

    scottlr Member

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    Guitars, of course. Guitars don't care if you play other guitars.
     
  19. Gas Hed

    Gas Hed Member

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    For all the replies that stated that your wife buys you guitars, please write a book on how to meet a woman...you'd be millionaires and you'd help a lot of us TGPers!
     
  20. luv

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    My wife collection.
     
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