If you were the last adult on Earth.....

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  1. 2HBStrat

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    If you, and your lady, were the only adults on Earth, what would you tell the kids about the way things were on the old Earth?
     
  2. Blix

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    I'll have them check YouTube.
     
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    Disco and gangsta rap never happened
     
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    That I walked to school 10 miles in the snow, uphill both ways!
     
  5. CRBMoA

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    I would tell them that back in the day, to be in a band you had to be able to play an instrument, and if you sang, you had to be able to sing.
     
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    Donuts were plentiful!
     
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    "Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. "
     
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    I would them that there were pterodactyls, everywhere, as far as the eye can see.
     
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    Pietro 2-Voice Guitar Junkie and All-Around Awesome Guy

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    I'd have them read all of Tweedbucket's threads... in one sitting...
     
  11. Analog Delay

    Analog Delay I Judge Books By Covers Silver Supporting Member

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    I'd tell them about the time that a ruckus broke out online because a garbage man pissed on someone's lawn.

    I'd probably tell them about pizza, too.

    And beer.
     
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    lefort_1 Nuzzled Firmly Betwixt Gold Supporting Member

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    Those who do not learn their history, are doomed to repeat it.
     
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    Everyone went onto the internet and looked at cat photos.
     
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    While I'm hanging in the Pub I FEEL like the last adult on Earth.
     
  16. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    I'd tell them a joke and then say "but seriously, you will probably have to do your sister to continue our species."
    and it would be weird because she would kind of have my face.
     
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    Would you have sex on the beach in the day time?
     
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    I'd tell 'em that yes, by gum, I did see an air jellyfish carry off a goat.
     
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    I'd tell them about life before the zombie apocalypse landed us we are today.
     
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