I'm startin' a new band!

Discussion in 'The Sound Hound Lounge' started by LavaMan, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. LavaMan

    LavaMan Member

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    We are going to call ourselves:

    "The Unadulterated Wankers"

    I'm looking for members....:JAM!

    No need to able to read music....

    Just need to be an expert in hackery....

    Soloing endlessly - even over other members solos.....

    Nice thick distorted tone with a lot of of high end grainery.....

    Good gear not required.....

    Calling all auditioners.....where ya at?
     
  2. chuck_zc

    chuck_zc Member

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    Finally, a suitable platform for my tallent!!
     
  3. Woozy

    Woozy Member

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    Ha, good luck!
    Your first album could be called "The Unwankable Adulterer"!

    Get five guys with five plexi Marshall full-stacks and have everybody
    noodle around to different songs through inner-ear monitors.

    Mmmm... chaos.
     
  4. LavaMan

    LavaMan Member

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    Now we're trackin'......:D
     
  5. tbone666

    tbone666 Supporting Member

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    sounds delicious.
     
  6. RL in Fla

    RL in Fla Member

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    In the interest of the poor schlep who puts the letters on the sign with a pole ,

    call it the Gratefull Dread . :JAM
     
  7. TNJ

    TNJ Gold Supporting Member

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    EVERYWHERE...WE'RE EVERYWHERE BABY.
    (see my thread before your first audition) :)

    S.
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  8. Gigbag

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    I think I am qualified to audition. When do we record?
     
  9. LavaMan

    LavaMan Member

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    Typcially late at night after drinking a lot, I mean a lot of Red Bull (Helps with playing fast of course...)
     
  10. flyingvees

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    Im in as long as you can solder my rapco cords back together....;)
     
  11. Mickey Shane

    Mickey Shane apolitical Silver Supporting Member

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    When can I get my up-front money?
     
  12. Glenn D.

    Glenn D. Member

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    "If we were adulterers, we wouldn't need to wank"
     
  13. RL in Fla

    RL in Fla Member

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    Is anybody that's showing up a Flomax rep ?
     
  14. mprvise

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    Well I'm over committed at this time, but when you guys come through Tulsa I'd like to sit in. :RoCkIn
     
  15. GAD

    GAD Wubbalubbadubdub

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    I can do that. What's it pay?

    GAD
     
  16. Vaachek

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    Can we talk per diems???
     

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