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In a bar fight, what pedal could make a sound that would stop the fight?

Dbwalker

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I'm sorry, I was just stopped dead in my tracks by this:

"In a bar fight, what pedal would be great to use to knock someone into next week with"
https://www.thegearpage.net/board/index.php?threads/1146331

Being the hippie peace freak I am, I immediately thought, whats the best way to de-escilate a fight, with the power of Pedals!

I'm thinking there could be a patch in a Timeline that could do it,. that is a deep box.
 

jdel77

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That thread was not entirely serious. I would absolutely hate for someone to leap into a melee and hurt anyone with a wah pedal. The pedal might not work again, and that would be a real tragedy.




;)
BTW, I think overuse of reverb would just make things worse!
 

Dbwalker

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BTW, I think overuse of reverb would just make things worse!
I think you are right, because when you are drunk there is built in ambiance!

Perhaps just a cover of a Carpenters tune, played really, really poorly ... everyone would just stop and look at the band stand.
 

geek-mo

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I would plug into a black Russian Muff. The woolly fuzz would get everyone so mellowed out, they would stop fighting and start singing Kumbaya.

Of course, that would be an entirely different problem--possibly worse. What pedal would solve that?
 

amp_surgeon

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Not a pedal, but...



You've got to stand backstage with it and be able to imitate a cop. Even better if you can get one with some siren and machine gun effects built in. :mmm
 

harpinon

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A marshall Jackhammer is a small heavy hunk-o-steel. Like brass knuckles.
I have one in the emporium.
I'm thinking thats what they were made for.
 

sixty2strat

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Sampler/looper with a hot sexy porn star voice yelling OH baby I am So hot I wanna *uck the entire bar NOW ....if the won't distract a br full of drunk guys nothing will
 

Adman103

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Heh. You wanna stop a fight and clear a bar? You don't need a pedal. Let me hack away for five minutes. I'll clear em right out.

To answer the op, I had a fuzz factory that when plugged into my old traynor ygl 3 head was an absolute weapon. It won't stop the fight, it'd finish the fight!
 






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