In this sarcastic, insincere apology thread....

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Allen in San Jose, Mar 18, 2015.

  1. Allen in San Jose

    Allen in San Jose Member

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    ....I would like to apologize deeply to all of those whose delicate sensibilities were offended by the clarity of my superior intelligence and enlightened viewpoint.
     
  2. DaveKS

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    I want to bitch slap you and I don't even know what the subject or context was. :Devil
     
  3. Allen in San Jose

    Allen in San Jose Member

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    Context is for amateurs. And I don't use the word "subject" either.

    I am beyond subjectivity. I am objective.

    Prove me wrong.
     
  4. ferrell

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    don't know bout all dat,but man-aint nutin beats alcohol and the west coast !!!!
     
  5. TheoDog

    TheoDog Silver Supporting Member

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    I'm sorry…
    That you had a problem.
     
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    Hey, I'm so sorry that you can't get good tones from your cheap, solid state modeling amp. I wish I could empathize, but I actually play through a proper rig.

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  7. Teleplayer

    Teleplayer Silver Supporting Member

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    Oh no; another self-deprecating member with yet another insincere insincere apology thread. You can't fool those of use that can't be fooled. Let that be a lesson to you.
     
  8. John Coloccia

    John Coloccia Cold Supporting Member

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    I never would have guessed that my thread about (Choose One: President/Vice President/Gun Laws/Why do we need P&W/Global Warming/Police Beatings/Evolution) could possibly turn (Choose One: Political/Religious/Racist). I'm SOOO sorry.
     
  9. Allen in San Jose

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    But did the pterodactyls have pointy knees?
     
  10. Echoes

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    I'd just like to say that if my comments, might have somehow offended you candy ass pansies, then, I'm genuinely and sincerely sorry that you took it wrong.
     
  11. urizen

    urizen Gold Supporting Member

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    I'm sorry you started this.
     
  12. C-4

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    I'd like to apologize....but I can't, I just can't.
     
  13. pjs ire

    pjs ire Member

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    Cali will soon drop into the ocean and pseudo sarcastics will be gone forever.....PRR
     
  14. radicool

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    I don't understand all this sarcastically facetious, double-reverse, insincere sincerity. Or is it sincere insincerity? See, I told you I don't understand it. But I still hate it! Whew, my TGP member card remains intact....
     
  15. Rimbaud

    Rimbaud Tarnished Silver Gold Supporting Member

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    No need to apolgize...
    You seem smart 'n stuff and you use big words which is awesome and I really like that and I think thats cool so I want to be your friend.
     
  16. cram

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    I'm so,so, so very sorry and sincerely apologize for any offense!

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  17. fjblair

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    I'm sorry that my offensive rant was taken out of context. I will now seek therapy in the hopes that everyone forgets it ever happened and hope for someone else to really f**k up as a means of diversion from my transgression. Thank you.
     
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    Where's Oprah and her couch when we need her?
     
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    I'm sorry I bothered to even acknowledge you. I'm sorry your existence caused me to waste my valuable time.
     
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    No, you wouldn't. I know I wouldn't.



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