Mick Jagger welcomes his 8th child

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  1. chrisr777

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    I'm amazed his sperm were able to locate the ovum. Keith Richard's I'd imagine swimming in circles.
     
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    That is one lucky baby, life will be good.
     
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    Can you imagine being a small child and seeing Keef?
     
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    " If you start me up..........."
     
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    Insert "make a dead man come" joke here.
     
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    Apparently, you can always get what you want : )
     
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    papa was a rolling stone....

    literally
     
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    "Alright kids, let's go visit daddy in the nursing home."
     
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    He has greatly increased the chances of his child having Down Syndrome, schizophrenia and any number of disorders.

    Just because you can still sire children in your dottage doesn't mean you should. Makes you wonder how old the kid will be when the old man kicks the bucket.
     
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    Is it fair to have child and then die on them? Personally I think you have a moral responsibility to try to see your children graduate high school. While mathematically possible in this scenario, it's still doubtful.
     
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    I mean its great and terrible at the same time. he wont ever have to worry about money but he wont ever get to really know his dad. by the time he can run around and play ball his dad will be far to old to get out there with him.

    im sure the kids mom will quickly remarry once he dies but it still sucks not having your dad around in your teens and twenties.
     
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    I'm sure he will do everything in his power to see his child graduate high school. I mean, I would.

    Edit: ^^^^They aren't married.
     
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    Mate nothing can kill Keith Richards so his spawn is going to be tougher than cockroaches after a Nuclear holocaust :)
     
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    Yeah, I wouldn't mind having those genes. If you can smoke and drink much into old age, that'd be awesome.
     
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    Great Grandpapa was a Rolling Stone....
     
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    I wonder if they are still together or if he has moved on to his next baby momma.
     
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    What a drag it is getting old
     

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