My own personal VH thread!

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    Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
    Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
    Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
    Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
    Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!
    Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
    Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
    Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
    Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
    Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
    Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!
    Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
    Bill, Ted: EXCELLENT!
    [air guitar, the clock chimes 8:00 am]
    Bill: Uh oh, we're late!
    Ted: For what?
    Bill: For school, dude!
    Ted: Oh yeah.
     

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