My vocabulary isn't eloquent enough to figure out a good way to title this. But it's a bitter rant

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by TheRooster31, Mar 31, 2017.

  1. TheRooster31

    TheRooster31 Member

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    I'm a custodian. I probably could use the facilities but then I'd just have to clean em again. I prefer using a toilet I don't have to clean. And like I said before home bowl advantage is key.
     
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    84superchamp Silver Supporting Member

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    I think we have that thread title he was looking for.:cool:
     
  3. Whiskeyrebel

    Whiskeyrebel Supporting Member

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    Is aesthwhatever a Canadian word for cosmetologist? You should have had them take turns on the Log Driver's Waltz
    Perfection is his middle name, and whatever rhymes with eloquent.
     
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    Nevets Supporting Member

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    Women. Guys amirite?
     
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    Tom CT Old Supporting Member Gold Supporting Member

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    I may be stating the obvious, but no one joins TGP and reveals that they work as a janitor cleaning toilets. We're being trolled, folks.
     
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  6. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    I hear ya man. I get the joy of cleaning toilets after I unclog them.
    I like to **** in the restroom adjoining my boss's office before I go home and then leave the door open on my way out.
     
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    thewhit Silver Supporting Member

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    A group of drunk ethetitions? ...... Seems like a hair of the dog joke would have been appropriate.
     
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    I hate it when that happens...
     
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    My wife has done this on occasion. Luckily I say my hello's to the ladies, and walk right back to the studio and play until they leave.

    I can make other plans if I know ahead of time, but walking in your door to an unexpected and unannounced situation is uncomfortable.
     
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  10. Shiny McShine

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    Consider the following possible responses--

    "No woman, no cry" {really not about gfs though}
    MGTOW
    With or Without You - U2
    Ticket to Ride - Beatles
    Death on Two Legs - Queen

    /eot
     
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    sanrico Member

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    Oh, gawd. This OP proves that sometimes, it's best to just add someone to the ignore list immediately.

    Welcome to TGP. I won't be seeing you around.
     
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  12. Tom CT

    Tom CT Old Supporting Member Gold Supporting Member

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    All night? How many toilets are there, FFS?! A hundred? :eeks
     
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    I think what you meant to say was...."women and cats will do as they please, dogs and men gonna suck it"
     
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    marktweedy In Transit®

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    Having determined that recreational axe throwing is in fact a thing, I am left to consider the combined authenticity of a janitor coming home to seven drunk estheticians, and the need to use a toilet.

    TGP has seen stranger things, I suppose.
     
  15. A-Bone

    A-Bone Montonero, MOY, Multitudes Gold Supporting Member

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    Sounds like an LSAT logic game in the making to me.
     
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    Just a day in the life of Karl Hungus.
     
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    I was careful not to introduce any math elements, though.
     
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    Could be the shitatorium sandwiched between one of them Taco Bell / KFC hybrid truck stops, ever think of that? Those things will fill up to your eyeballs lickety-split. If there's a Denny's within 8 miles in any direction, you're dealing with overflow traffic as well.
     
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  20. TheRooster31

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    No shame in it friend. It's a job. Affords me to live and buy guitars n stuff. No glory in it. But it pays well
     

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