Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Campfired, Dec 5, 2017.
Dick Gere? Ask your pharmacist.
Yeah, some of them can be pretty smug and condescending, right?
Are those tampons for his wife, or did this fellow have a traumatic holding cell experience? Perhaps I can offer up something to make this a positive experience to reflect upon.
In the old Leave It To Beaver show, "Giving someone the business" meant something else entirely.
I know, just once would be nice be able to buy a clown mask, bunch of candy, and a big bottle of KY without getting some side-eye from the dang clerk.
you don't say!
Bob, the proper term is actually "Toeing the line". For future reference.
Don't take this the wrong way.
Well I'm gobsmacked! How could that be true??
I forget the details. Had to do with recommending one product over another that should have been referred to the pharmacist who is qualified to answer the question correctly.
Aisle 14b, across from the anti-itch cream and bandaids.
Foot fetish post! All right!!!
The alarm went off early for me today so rather than sleep in I got up and checked if anyone had left me any messages on TGP. Then I checked youtube. Then I made some porridge and a cup of coffee. My wife got a dent in the parking lot from some loser who didn't fess up so I had organised a paintless dent remove guy to look at the car.
The wife took my car to work and I took hers to the repairer. I talked to him about his business and how things were and watched him remove the dent. It was very interesting. Paid him, shook his hand, called him a magician for doing such a good job.
I put the keys in the ignition and drove home. I dropped in at my Dad and Mum's house to check on them. They seemed ok. Then I came home ate some morning tea and sat down to type this. Morning tea was some home made hot cross buns (sans crosses) and some scones. I could type out the recipes but you can find them online.
I might be having fruit for desert tonight. Don't think we have bananas.
What kind of itch? I would not want to receive anti fungal foot cream when my malady is actually related to crotch crustaceans. This when one may want to be careful when offering medical advice.
Do I need to grow a larger hedge?
Yeah, we know. Nowadays, it could simply be an answer to the question, "Do you have a store customer card?", and they say, "No, but I'll give you my phone number..."
TBH, 2nd job I ever worked in '75 was in my Dad's pharmacy, and some dude strolls up and asks for some Nationalblam. WTF? Couldn't understand what his question was. My Dad took me aside, showed me the drawer of sporting goods behind the counter and handed me a box of Naturallamb condoms. Had never felt so dumb and silly at the same time. True story.
Sorry, don't wish to diagnose your crustacean problem. How's my customer service today, though? Any other questions you'd like answers to?
This is why doing my job helps keep me humble on most occasions.
It's OK, I shoot pool with a rope so the towing the line reference just seemed correct.
Your manscaping is of no concern to me
The Lucky Strikes for afterward or punishment?