Dog thread brought this immediately to mind. Relatives come over with kids and take them up to my music room filled with very, very expensive gear and I then have to carefully monitor them through out the night, as they'll sneak up unattended. We're talking about 2-4 year olds. In the end, i got to plug in mic for them to sing in and turn on keyboard and make sure they dont get agressive, no less a stealth move towards FCS, Two Rock, etc. Geez send them to backyard to play, etc.....nightmare for me. Sadly, looks like I need to put lock on door, which will come off as me being an ass....no win. Perhaps I should crank amp to have mom come running to protect her babies ears... oh, I'll be an ass...no win.