Nuno fans - Have you heard this latest offering?

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  1. sws1

    sws1 Member

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    He did a guest solo on Steel Panther's latest album. Chad Kroeger also sings the second verse.




    For those that can't follow the lyrics, here they are in all their glory

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    IT WON'T SUCK ITSELF - Steel Panther

    Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show
    We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you
    Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
    I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound

    A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt
    Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself

    Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
    You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
    I need you to be with us
    I can feel the swelling getting worse
    'Cause it won't suck itself

    No it won't

    We did a show in Panama all through the ****ing night
    Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
    I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit
    I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit

    A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
    I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself

    Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
    You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it up)
    Holy ****, it's getting worse
    I don't want to wind up in a hearse
    But it won't suck itself

    Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
    You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
    I need you to be with us
    I can feel the swelling getting worse
    'Cause it won't suck itself
    It won't suck itself
    It won't suck itself

    Alright
    Baby I feel so good, ye
     
  2. Cuthbert

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    That's a cool riff. I son't know what else to say. I do have to say it was better than I expected it to sound.
     
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    I know this band is a joke and they write songs purely based on satire, but I just don't find the degradation of women funny at all. Cool Nuno solo though.
     
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    Makes me want to listen to some old Deep Purple to cleanse my palate.:rimshot
     
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    Where's the degradation? The poor guy's just pleading for his life after being bitten by some venomous critters:hide
     
  6. Matt L

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    Had no idea that was a Nuno solo! Russ Parrish (Satchel) is such a bad-ass, I just assumed it was him.

    Bought the album when it was released. Definitely good for a laugh, but those guys really can play and nail the sound of that era/genre!
     
  7. Stike

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    I wasn't really wild about that song. Come to find out Kroeger co-wrote so that might explain it.
     
  8. scr@tchy

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    their singer is great. nuno is still in great form too.
     
  9. Broken Cord

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    Nuno = Greatness: IMHO OC
     
  10. monty

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    The solo was good anyway.
     
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    Nuno's solo was worth sticking around for.
    I have never understood the attraction to this band. I liked 80's hair metal in the late 80's and early 90's as much as anyone else, but something about Steel Panther just reminds me of one of the serious throw away acts of that time.
     
  12. taez555

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    That may be the most 80's solo Nuno's recorded since the first Extreme album. :)
     
  13. Ben R

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    It's the lyrics. They say all of the stuff that the actual bands of that genre used to hint at. These guys just come right out and say it. it's sort of a comedic spin on that genre. Spinal Tap on steroids. The musicianship is actually very good in that band.

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  14. Stike

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    Sort of? That's like saying George Clinton sort of likes crack.
     
  15. willyboy

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    cool playing, good band, pathetic lyrics and could care less about anything Chad Kroeger has to offer. that's all that needs to be said.
     
  16. sws1

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    You are missing the point. If it wasn't for the lyrics, this band wouldn't exist.
     

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