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Being clumsy, my stuff gets that relic look in a few years of playing anyways.
i ought to just open a custom relic business. everyone send me your gear that you want to be ruined and i'll f**k it up real good per what type of damage you want me to use.
This post reads like a relic ... from Harmony Central.i ought to just open a custom relic business. everyone send me your gear that you want to be ruined and i'll f**k it up real good per what type of damage you want me to use.
advanced techniques used are:
scratched up body near bridge (screwdriver) - $20
headstock paint or wood chipped (ceiling fan or rammed through painted drywall). - $30
headstock or body burn marks (joint or cigarette burn), $40 plus however much money it costs to buy a bag of weed or a pack of cigarettes.
worn paint on body (dewalt orbital power sander), $150 for the sander and another $40 for the labor.
random brown splotches on the wood (get drunk and then spill pepsi or coke, your choice, on the wood and then pass out and let it dry instead of wiping it off). $20 dollars.
random stickers (any type) $10. scratch n sniff or sparkling prism sticker add $20.
sperm stain (my sperm from jerking off to a picture of a new ibanez pia or original gem 777 from the 1987) $1,000. in the unlikely event that you might scrape some of it off, insert it into your mangina, pop out a baby and dumb down my gene pool (people that like relic jobs must be naturally stupid), i'm charging you $1,000 f**king dollars!
You could save yourself a lot of trouble by giving it to kids for a few days.i ought to just open a custom relic business. everyone send me your gear that you want to be ruined and i'll f**k it up real good per what type of damage you want me to use.
advanced techniques used are:
scratched up body near bridge (screwdriver) - $20
headstock paint or wood chipped (ceiling fan or rammed through painted drywall). - $30
headstock or body burn marks (joint or cigarette burn), $40 plus however much money it costs to buy a bag of weed or a pack of cigarettes.
worn paint on body (dewalt orbital power sander), $150 for the sander and another $40 for the labor.
random brown splotches on the wood (get drunk and then spill pepsi or coke, your choice, on the wood and then pass out and let it dry instead of wiping it off). $20 dollars.
random stickers (any type) $10. scratch n sniff or sparkling prism sticker add $20.
sperm stain (my sperm from jerking off to a picture of a new ibanez pia or original gem 777 from the 1987) $1,000. in the unlikely event that you might scrape some of it off, insert it into your mangina, pop out a baby and dumb down my gene pool (people that like relic jobs must be naturally stupid), i'm charging you $1,000 f**king dollars!
This post reads like a relic ... from Harmony Central.
By the way, relic'ing impressively is extremely difficult. Reading your post, I doubt that you could create a convincing one. If you don't like them, that's fine, but your references aren't complimenting your potential.
Relic it the Traynor way !
haha! good idea. no work and still get paid to f**k someone elses guitar up. i will just sit back, drink beer and be like, "hey wait! stop hitting your sister with that thing, throw it up against the wall a few times at her hey! say! JUMP poster instead." LOLYou could save yourself a lot of trouble by giving it to kids for a few days.
Yes, but people who created such cultures were rebellious, innovative and - first and foremost - true to themselves. They didn't follow an image, they created it. These people had worn clothes because they couldn't afford new ones and their guitars and amps were worn because they were constantly in a hard use.The whole idea of a relic is about image. Think grunge, punk, hard rock--the screw society styles.
Go easy on him...he's triggered...This post reads like a relic ... from Harmony Central.
By the way, relic'ing impressively is extremely difficult. Reading your post, I doubt that you could create a convincing one. If you don't like them, that's fine, but your references aren't complimenting your potential.
I hadn't seen this clip. Fun times!Relic it the Traynor way !