Parody signature pedals

jaywalker

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Inspired by the EVH wah thread, I thought it was time we had another comedy thread!!

My top parody signature pedals:

1.)The Niel Young tuner
2.)The Malmsteen Slow Gear
3.)The hendrix feedback destroyer
4.)The Jeff beck whammy

...let it grow......:moon
 

Kappy

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The John Mayer Thread Starter
The Dumble Argument Generator
The Gear Page "Is It Jazz?" Decoder
 

Serious Poo

Finding beauty in the dissonance
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The Robben Ford Apocalyptic Fuzz Bomb
The TAG Triple Distortion Pedal
The BB King Shredifier
 

FloridaSam

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The Clapton Shredmaster
The Kurt Kobain Clean Boost
The Dumble Wallet Discombobulator
The Danny Gatton "Buchanonator" or the Roy Buchanon "Gattonator"
Mark Knopfler "Money for Something"
John Mayer "Panty Remover"
 

jaywalker

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Might get into bother for this but....

If Van Halen has a womaniser.....
Can Pete townsend have a kiddiefier?????
 

jaywalker

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Let's not forget:

The james hetfield mid range booster
The BOSS kurt Cobain DS-1 (provides more headroom)
The Mark Bolon tree cutter
The Jaco Pastorius re-fretter
The santana treble booster
 

Platypus

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Zakk Wylde Pinch Harmonic Generator

oh wait...
 

WILLIEKENDRICK

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I always thought we needed a "TIMMMMAHHHHH" instead of a Timmy pedal.
John Mayer "Convincer" pedal
Eric Johnson "Tone Nullifier"
Kirk Hammett "Midrange boost"
 

jaywalker

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Poor kirk....
i thought about making him a:

"Kirk hammet signature pitch shifter" to use during solos to put him almost a semi-tone above the rest of the band, alas.....somebody beat me to it (in around 1986)
 

boldaslove1977

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i want the "john mayer panty remover."

one pedal where i think you're better off NOT having true bypass.
 

jaywalker

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The Johny Greenwood true bypass looper. 83.5 meters long

The saturday afternoon music shop special

- a pedal which makes it sound like you are playing the intro to smoke on the water with chords.

Smells like teen spirit is automaticly transposed into the key of E.

The intro to sweet child o' mine is accompanied by open E and A strings

The middle section of 'stairway to heaven before the solo is in straight 4/4 time.....

All with the press of a switch......
 




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