Discussion in 'The Pub' started by MrAstro, Apr 21, 2015.
This is stupid, but made me laugh anyway...
Hall Of Fame.
Lol I came here to post this:
A step up from a Les Paul Studio studio.
Just as long as they 'shop it in such a way that the lizards claws cover the logo. Then the biggest head exploding will belong to Mark Agnesi. I can just picture his next YouTube video threatening the lizard "You have been warned, we will pull your tail off you little green freak unless you start getting authentic pronto!"
Plays trumpet in his spare time.
I love these names so much, I'm going to have to buy the fire crackers that DO have them!
I'm not paying $130 for a box of just snakes and sparklers.
That joke is a bit too subtle for TGP.
Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.