Prostate exam gone wrong

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  1. Roark

    Roark Member

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    What a doctor I’ve got—he’s really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the nads with a hammer.
     
  2. FiestaRed

    FiestaRed Gold Supporting Member

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    Doctors continue to be despised and undervalued.

    I agree
     
  3. Peteyvee

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    So, I go to the doctor, he examines me and says I have ED. I said "Do you mean I'm impotent?" He said "yes, I'm afraid so." On my way home, I stopped at a tuxedo shop and rented a tux. I get home and Ms Vee asks how it went at the doctors and why the heck was I wearing a tuxedo.

    I calmly replied, "Well the doctor said I have ED and am impotent, so I figured I might as well dress like I'm important."
     
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  4. trower

    trower Silver Supporting Member

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    This thread really hits Home
     
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  5. p19978

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    I prefer the doc remove his class ring first
     
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  6. bullfrogblues

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    A man went for his annual physical only to have a gorgeous doctor fairly new to the practice come in to the examination room. He was somewhat flustered, having never even seen a woman this gorgeous, much less a doctor!
    The doctor said "don't worry or be ashamed, I've probably seen or heard everything that could ever happen to a patient. What seems to be the problem"?
    The man thinks for a minute and says, "my wife says my d!ck tastes funny"
     
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    wstsidela I'm bonafied Gold Supporting Member

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    Dad Jokes on Father's Day

    Doctor: If you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind.
    Me: Doc, I'm over here.
     
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  9. Fred132

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    Pretty sure Norm MacDonald has hacked Peteyvee’s signon.
     
  10. shane8

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    clickbait + not what I was expecting = 8/10

    :p
     
  11. yakyak

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    My junk was turning orange! Went to the Doc. He asked me what I do in my spare time. I told him I like to eat Cheetos and watch porn.
     
  12. shane8

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    :rolleyes:
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    for some reason I thought of speed bumps :|
     
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    A patient was very uncomfortable when the doctor used a finger to examine his prostate, but afterward, the doctor examined it a second time, this time using two fingers. The patient was so shocked he nearly passed out.

    After a few moments, the patient had regained his composure, and asked, “Doctor, I understand the one finger part, but why did you do it again with two fingers?”

    The Doctor replied, “Because I wanted to get a second opinion.” ;)
     
  14. Scrapperz

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  15. Eugene'sAxe

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    Went to see Doc.

    "Doctor, doctor- all I can hear in my left ear is Tom Jones singing Delilah.

    "OK", he says..."What about your right ear?"

    "Well all I can hear is Tom Jones singing The Green Green Grass of Home.

    "Don't worry," he replied....

    "...It's Not Unusual."
     
  16. massacre

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    You are outraged by something that you yourself attributed to a certain group.
    So go be mad at yourself. No one here said anything about homosexuals, that was you.
    Thanks for your permission to carry on as I wish, your highness.
     
  17. Eugene'sAxe

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    Speaking as a gay man myself, I can assure you there's nothing more tedious or predictable that outrage via proxy. Lighten up.
     
  18. shane8

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    the gays I know tend to have a better sense of humor than the breeders :|
     
  19. RhytmEarl

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    You should file all the pushback you're getting under "no good deed goes unpunished" and forget about it.
     

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