I will throw my collection of PRS and my history with the brand up against yours anytime you want to. Usually the BS talkers tend to exaggerate their points like you are doing. What guitar is caked in an inch of poly? Who said every guitar sounded amazing? They are all built well and I have yet to find an absolute dog of a guitar from PRS. I can't say that about several other companies. A guitar only produces what the player is doing. Maybe you need to work on some things if you sound like you are kicking a tree trunk.You’re right. Every PRS is amazing. Buy sight unseen because they’re all the best sounding guitars ever made.
None of them are caked in an inch of solid poly and sound like I’m kicking a tree trunk.
I also haven’t actually owned 4 PRS McCarties and a PRS McCarty Soapbar. Nope - I have no experience with them at all. Carry on.