Original '59 LP and Explorer
Original '50's Strat and Tele
Early '60's Jazzmaster
Early '60's 335
Bob Benedetto built Archtop or possibly original D'Angelico
Pre-war Martin or two
'85 or '86 PRS Custom
Early Ric of some sort
Dumble Amp of course, and maybe a Trainwreck
-Any BC Rich with tribal graphics. You can always add your own barb wire if it's not tough enough.
-Brawley 7 string.
-Take a page from Yngwie and make sure you have a scalloped neck. Preferably, have multiple. I just scalloped the neck on my Les Paul Recording Model and absolutely love it.
-Anything that incorporates feminine characteristics into the design. Nipple knobs. Airbrushed knockers or spread legs. Stuff like that. Let people know, that not only are you there to rock their face off, but your DTF too.
-Early 2000's Danelcetro's. Sound and play great. I think their value will only go up because they were made so close to Y2k.
-Line 6 Variax with P90's.
-And when in doubt, photoflame with gold hardware is always classy.