Discussion in 'The Pub' started by klatuu, May 5, 2016.
I thought this thread was about posting on TGP.
They found 34 snakes in his house; over 20 were venomous. That was the only King Cobra, but there were 5 other Cobras in the house.
I know it takes all kinds but I don't know why it takes THAT kind.
Further down the page was...
Woman takes dump on bosses desk after winning lottery!!!
It disappeared so I found it here:
North Carolina? I was betting on Florida...
You don't do it yourself, that is asking for trouble. You just pay to have elephant or gorilla crap delivered.
how abut amatuer mycologists who die every year eating wild mushrooms.
Quote attributed to the boss (the poop-ee) in the article:
“I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”
Thumbs up for that being real.
Some people would pay good money for that.
Would? They DO!!! And they film and sell it, so IF he HAD walked in but lacked suitable presence of mind to whip out a cellphone and film it, both he and/or she missed a chance to capitalize on the opportunity and monetize that sh1t!!!!
Unfortunately, Snopes says it ain't so. I was so excited about it that I neglected to verify it. Shame.