Songs You Wish Had Never Been Recorded

Norm N Playin

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I have a few, but I'll start with, Knocking on Heaven's Door.

I started hating this song when I started going to jam sessions. When they get started with this song, it never stops...

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...

You take a bathroom break. Come back. And you still hear...

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...

And if brought your gear and signed up to jam, too bad for you... because, they're still...

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...

Then more people join the "vocalists" on stage and they keep going....

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...

When I hear that song at a jam session I hit the door.

And I can't get that thing out of my mind, no matter how much I try...

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...

I wake up the next morning and that song is still in my head...

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...


The there's the Guns n' Roses version. Same thing...

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...

And so on...
You... GIANT... RAGING... ELBOW!
Thanks for putting that in MY head!
...well one ear worm deserves another!
Take this! (evidently filmed at Walt Disney's Haunted Mansion.)

here's the original... 1963
 

NGJohn

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And I'm sure anyone of you would have gladly recorded and profited from any one of those.
Well, sure, but I don't see why that should matter. Dealing with something you dislike and getting paid for it is called "work".

;)
 

lowyaw

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I have a few, but I'll start with, Knocking on Heaven's Door.

I started hating this song when I started going to jam sessions. When they get started with this song, it never stops...

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door...


And so on...


Only the ones I wish I had written myself
 

DrumBob

Gold Supporting Member
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16,889
"One Love" by Bob Marley. Yech.
"Achy Breaky Heart." Just the worst song ever.
Anything by Journey.
 

rizla

Supporting Member
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833
Theres been a/an 'uge amount of not very good songs that have been really popular and well liked.
Its not like any one generation can say they had the best songs. The amount of absolute drivel has been outstanding.
 




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