Star Destroyer Craigslist Ad: Hilarious

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  1. Kentano2000

    Kentano2000 Member

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    In the "RV" listings:

    "Selling a slightly used Imperial II–class Star Destroyer.

    Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year’s harvest. I just haven’t had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else’s gain!"


    And it continues here...

    http://blog.caranddriver.com/the-craigslist-ad-of-the-day-is-for-a-used-imperial-star-destroyer/
     
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  3. chrisjw5

    chrisjw5 Supporting Member

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    Excellent.

    But shouldn't this be in the Emporium? It reads like a lot of the ads.
     
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    Haha, "No mind tricks."!
     
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    "leather bucket seats, and a 15-disc CD changer"

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    needs too much body work...
     
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    Yeah, but I just don't want to meet the guy at HIS house......
     
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    Exquisite...well written!
     
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    That'll buff right out.
     
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    You're also gonna have to scrape this off the back window.

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    Hahaha this is awesome!
     
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    Wicked relic job. Is that pro, or real world? I like my space-going battle cruisers to have a little history, y'know?
     
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    Well, my daughter is graduating next month. Hmmmm?
     
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    Heh, heh. Nice one!
     

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