Synchronicity

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  1. o0Ampy0o

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    Today I walked to a grocery store in my neighborhood.

    As I am crossing a side street with my attention on the curb and potential cars turning off the busy main drag I notice a very attractive girl. I only comprehend a shape and do not even see her fully yet she is magnetizing my attention. This is the attractive that catches your attention peripherally almost like she is calling out for you to look before you see her.

    Like a slow motion scene out of a movie I see a guy exit a shop just as I am approaching. He has been mesmerized as she walks through his field of vision. The next shop down there is a man focused on his pipe just outside the front door. His back has been to everything. As I am walking by he turns to his side and blows smoke directly into my path then quickly apologizes as I pass through the cloud of smoke.

    All of this has taken place within a span of seconds and a few steps. I immediately realize the dramatic irony of the moment: She was smokin'.

    This reminded me of another incident. I had walked into a store looking for something when I was compelled to turn back a full 130 degree angle where I saw a girl passing behind me from one side of the store to the other. I doubt I could have seen her before this but I surely felt her. And as with today's instance I did not see her clearly and only saw her form but knew she was extremely attractive.....so attractive my eyes were glued to the blurry outline of her form before I focused and comprehended more detail. In that instance the next thing I became aware of was my embarrassment that she was watching me as my mind caught up with my senses.

    Does anyone else have this superhero power?
     
  2. Teleplayer

    Teleplayer Silver Supporting Member

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    No. I'm just a simple man with simple tastes.
     
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    Not a superhero, but I can deliver a humiliating kick in the crotch.
     
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    Excellent!

    Many miles away, there's a shadow on the door.
     
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    zero to creepy in 4.5 sec
     
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    You should watch the traffic so you don't get run over.
     
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    Many miles away, there's a shadow on the door...
     
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    Superhero powers? Sounds like puberty.
     
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    Superhero powers are puberty. Longevity.
     
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  14. dangeroso

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    I like where this thread is headed.
     
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    I think that was Miss Gradenko......and y'all were walking in her footsteps.....
     
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    We'll wait while you go put on your bathrobe:hide
     
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    If all you're seeing is shadows and shapes of pretty girls, maybe you should get your vision checked and if it's OK, then see a shrink...
     
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    :beer
     
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    This thread is hilarious. On a more sober note, it's amazing the synchronicity and coincidences you notice when you're fully present....
     
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    sounds like you had a stroke
     

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