"Tactical" must be a great advertising buzzword.

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  1. chrisr777

    chrisr777 Member

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    The odds of my flashlight ever getting run over by a Humvee are exceedingly low.

    And, just out of curiosity, How are you getting a second one free if you are paying a separate fee?
     
  2. NortheastHick

    NortheastHick Supporting Member

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    That's funny, I wonder how many people actually pick up on that? " just pay a separate fee" i.e. buy two.
     
  3. NortheastHick

    NortheastHick Supporting Member

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    With the Tactical sunglasses I can haul around a blank white piece of paper and show people the Red White and Blue Eagle through my tactical glasses. AMAZING!!
     
  4. Matt Jones

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    Helps me feel more manly, especially since I don't like the sports.
     
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  5. Minte

    Minte *except for a few minor scratches* Gold Supporting Member

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    Our tactical urban commando products are rolling off the production lines!
     
  6. CRAIG4FSU

    CRAIG4FSU Whatever... Silver Supporting Member

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    At $20 a piece, they're making a killing on those $5 "tactical lights".
     
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  7. Chrome Dinette

    Chrome Dinette Member

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    the only Tactical Sunglasses I care about:

     
  8. CRAIG4FSU

    CRAIG4FSU Whatever... Silver Supporting Member

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    "I must break you"
    POW!!!
    "Whoops..."
     
  9. phoenix 7

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    Tactical condoms FTW
     
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    New and improved modern green gluten free artisanal high tech American made recycled nutritious low fat value packed board certified bacon flavored luxury reinforced limited edition collectible high fiber non GMO ultra flexible educational healthy breakthrough natural energy boosting easy to use risk free ultra hygenic calming monkey suppositories.

    Tactical models available.
     
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  11. marl

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    Mongo just pawn, but have tactile fleshlight.
     
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  12. stevieboy

    stevieboy Clouds yell at me Silver Supporting Member

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    If it’s tactical, it usually IS black.

    Unless it’s camo of course.
     
  13. bluejazzoid

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    Blactical™ -- the new tan.
     
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  14. mattamatta

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    I have kevlar right here. I was going to tie some fishing "assist hooks", but now I'm going to call them "tactical" hooks. Was going to make a lure out of a butter knife, but maybe I should use a survival knife instead. Don't worry, paracord will be involved. Maybe it's not even paracord; I suppose it's tactical string!
     
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  15. stevieboy

    stevieboy Clouds yell at me Silver Supporting Member

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    That’s the tactic!
     
  16. shane8

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    fwiw I prefer ballistic

    these clowns are ahead of the game http://ballisticbeer.com.au/
    fifu

    :console

    shut up & take my $$$$!!!!
     
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  17. sixty2strat

    sixty2strat Member

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    Buying tactical helps push that nagging thought that just buying that 5.00 made in china "I support the troops" sticker is not supporting anyone.
     
  18. NeedmoreCrunch

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    Listen for the word Technology in advertisements... it's overused as well.
     
  19. Whiskeyrebel

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    Years ago Kmart used to sell canned bacon. It wasn't tactical, and the strips always fell apart in the pan, but it sure made a tasty batch of refried beans.
    My brain is reading this in George Carlin's voice.
     

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