Take A Godfather Quote And Replace One Of The Words With 'Guitar(s) '

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    sixstringfuel Hotdogs kill

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    Papa always told me, "Keep your friends close, but keep your guitars closer."
     
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    Keep your friends close but your guitars closer.
     
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    Leave the gun. Take the guitar.
     
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    Leave the gun take the lightsaber.
     
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    I don't care, send some guitars with him.
     
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    "I'm gonna make him a guitar he can't refuse." - Vito Suhrleone
     
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    “I asked god for a guitar, but I know god doesn’t work that way. So I stole a guitar and asked him for forgiveness.”

    :spit
     
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    “A man who doesn't spend time with his guitar can never be a real man.”
     
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    I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his guitar in his hands, alright?
     
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    sixstringfuel Hotdogs kill

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    If a i don't a see a you a soon, I'm a gonna coffee.
     
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    “We are all honorable men here, we do not have to give each other guitars as if we were lawyers.”
     
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    “Behind every successful fortune there is a guitar.”

    “It was not perhaps the warmest friendship in the world, they would not send each other Christmas gift guitars, but they would not murder each other.”
     
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    You see...I’m not like a guitar, I am the guitar.
     
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    "We're all grateful to Don Corleone for calling this meeting. We all know him as a man of his word. A modest man who will always listen to guitars."
     
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    My father held a guitar to his head, and my father assured the bandleader that either his signature or his coffee would be on the contract.
     
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    Never hate your guitars.
     
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    "When I meet with the Tattaglia people, should I insist that all his drug middlemen have clean guitars ?"
     
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