Take A Godfather Quote And Replace One Of The Words With 'Guitar(s) '

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  1. Teleplayer

    Teleplayer New Mods On The Block Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

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    Kay: Oh Michael, you are blind. It wasn't a miscarriage. It was a guitar.
     
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  2. Zatyricon

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    Because they know that no Sicilian will refuse a guitar on his daughter's wedding day.
     
  3. Scrapperz

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    Yeah, let's talk business, Mike. First of all, you're all done. The Corleone Family don't even have that kind of guitar anymore. The Godfather's sick, right? You're getting chased out of New York by Barzini and the other Families. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my guitar and take over? I talked to Barzini. I can make a deal with him, and still keep my guitar!
     
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  4. stumphead

    stumphead Member

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    You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my guitar to me?

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    Sonny: You touch my guitar again and I'll kill you.
     
  6. lendryesky

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    I know guitars! Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday.
     
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  7. lendryesky

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    As soon as I think I'm out, guitars pull me back in. (Okay not in the Godfather canon, but still)
     
  8. lendryesky

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    I'll make him a guitar he can't refuse.
     
  9. FenderBigot

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    You broke my guitar!
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  10. FenderBigot

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    I'm gonna speak guitars with Mike...
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  11. FenderBigot

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    You straightened my guitar out?

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  12. NorCal_Val

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    "When did I ever refuse a guitar?"
     
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    I'm smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want guitar.
     
  14. Zatyricon

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    Get him a drink. Don’t be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I’d make my guitar a widow? I’m godfather to your son.
     
  15. somecafone

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    Jack Woltz: Now you listen to me you smooth-talking son-of-a-bitch, let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is!
    Johnny Fontane will never get that guitar!
    I don’t care how many dago, guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!

    Tom Hagen: Mr. Woltz, I’m a lawyer. I have not threatened you.

    Jack Woltz: I know almost every big lawyer in New York. Who the hell are you?

    Tom Hagen: I have a special practice. I handle one client. Now you have my number, I’ll wait for your call.
    By the way, I admire your guitars very much.
     
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    Woltz: "He made me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous."

    Yeah, so no replacement with 'guitar'. But it's just about my favorite movie line and delivery ever.
     
  17. DFB1

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    Don’t ever take sides with anyone against the guitar again. Ever.
     
  18. 74vibrolux

    74vibrolux Silver Supporting Member

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    Very well done. I have a first edition I’ll always cherish.

    “Guitars don’t have people killed!”
     
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  19. Raygun Gothic

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    I have a sentimental weakness for my guitars, and I spoil them, as you can see.
     
  20. Sobbincat

    Sobbincat Gold Supporting Member

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    You touch my guitar again, I'll Fu**ing kill you.
     

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