Take A Godfather Quote And Replace One Of The Words With 'Guitar(s) '

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  1. RickC

    RickC Gold Supporting Member

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    Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old time guitars?

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  2. RickC

    RickC Gold Supporting Member

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    In my home! In my bedroom where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their guitars.
     
  3. amptex

    amptex Vendor

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    Forget it, guitar...this is coffee.
     
  4. Redub

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    "It's true I have a lot of friends in politics, but they wouldn't be so friendly if they knew my business was guitars instead of gambling which they consider a harmless vice."
     
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    xjojox Tardis-dwelling wanker Gold Supporting Member

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    (In tears...) "Look what they did to my guitar!"

    Man wakes with his now chopped up '59 burst in his bed: "AAAAAaaaaaahhhhh" (No words needed).
     
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    74vibrolux Silver Supporting Member

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    I think you meant "Guitaaaarrrrrrr! Guitaaaarrrrr! GUITAAAAARRRRR!"
     
  7. xjojox

    xjojox Tardis-dwelling wanker Gold Supporting Member

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    There would be no words possible. Well, maybe Joe B since he has a lot of them......
     
  8. RickC

    RickC Gold Supporting Member

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    I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his guitar in his hands, alright?
     
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  9. RickC

    RickC Gold Supporting Member

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    What guitars could I give you, Mike? I'm the hunted one. I've missed my chance. You think too much of me, kid. I am not that clever. All I want is a Tele.

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  10. RickC

    RickC Gold Supporting Member

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    Freddie, that guitar can't be real

    That's why they call him superman
     
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  11. RickC

    RickC Gold Supporting Member

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    There would be no way, Michael... no way you could ever forgive me, not with this guitar thing that's been going on for 2,000 years.
     
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    CRAIG4FSU Whatever... Silver Supporting Member

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    "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my guitar"
     
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    "In Sicily, guitars are more dangerous than shotguns!"
     
  14. RickC

    RickC Gold Supporting Member

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    My name is Michael Corleone. There are people who'd pay a lot of money for that information. But then your daughter would lose a father instead of gaining a guitar.
     
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    Peteyvee Premium Platinum Member

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    • Connie: Michael, you're not my father!
      Michael Corleone: Then what did you come to me for?
      Connie: Because I needed the guitar.
     
  16. dc_jcm800

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    Roth: "Michael, we'll be bigger than Gibson Guitars"

    What senator, they told me electric guitars did this,electric guitars did that. I made it all up.
    I got my own guitar family senator.
     
  17. burner

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    "I remember a time when that meant something....to me, to you, to everybody connected with this family and all the others.
    Now you come to me with this?
    This...GUITAR?!?"
     
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  19. ChorusCrackpot

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    "You see? You start out with a little bit of oil, then you fry some garlic. Then you throw in some, tomatoes, tomato paste. Ya fry it you make sure it doesn't stick. You get it to a boil, you shove in all of your sausage and your meatballs. Huh? Add a little bit of wine, and, a little bit of sugar, and that's my guitar."
     
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    I want you all to enjoy your guitars, so...enjoy.
     

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