Discussion in 'The Pub' started by stumphead, Jun 18, 2019.
Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old time guitars?
In my home! In my bedroom where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their guitars.
Forget it, guitar...this is coffee.
"It's true I have a lot of friends in politics, but they wouldn't be so friendly if they knew my business was guitars instead of gambling which they consider a harmless vice."
(In tears...) "Look what they did to my guitar!"
Man wakes with his now chopped up '59 burst in his bed: "AAAAAaaaaaahhhhh" (No words needed).
I think you meant "Guitaaaarrrrrrr! Guitaaaarrrrr! GUITAAAAARRRRR!"
There would be no words possible. Well, maybe Joe B since he has a lot of them......
I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his guitar in his hands, alright?
What guitars could I give you, Mike? I'm the hunted one. I've missed my chance. You think too much of me, kid. I am not that clever. All I want is a Tele.
Freddie, that guitar can't be real
That's why they call him superman
There would be no way, Michael... no way you could ever forgive me, not with this guitar thing that's been going on for 2,000 years.
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my guitar"
"In Sicily, guitars are more dangerous than shotguns!"
My name is Michael Corleone. There are people who'd pay a lot of money for that information. But then your daughter would lose a father instead of gaining a guitar.
Connie: Michael, you're not my father!
Michael Corleone: Then what did you come to me for?
Connie: Because I needed the guitar.
Roth: "Michael, we'll be bigger than Gibson Guitars"
What senator, they told me electric guitars did this,electric guitars did that. I made it all up.
I got my own guitar family senator.
"I remember a time when that meant something....to me, to you, to everybody connected with this family and all the others.
Now you come to me with this?
"You see? You start out with a little bit of oil, then you fry some garlic. Then you throw in some, tomatoes, tomato paste. Ya fry it you make sure it doesn't stick. You get it to a boil, you shove in all of your sausage and your meatballs. Huh? Add a little bit of wine, and, a little bit of sugar, and that's my guitar."
I want you all to enjoy your guitars, so...enjoy.