Take A Star Wars Quote And Replace One Of The Words With 'Coffee'

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  1. chrisr777

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    Wow. Abone got a reference wrong. That wasn't Tarkin, that was Motti. Tarkin was Peter Cushing who told Vader to release him.

    I sure hope the old man got that coffee, or this is going to be a short trip.
     
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    You don't need to see our coffee, these aren't the coffees you're looking for
     
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    lol
     
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    “I love coffee.”
     
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    And a parsec is still a unit of distance, not time, so the statement is still nonsensical. Replacing "parsec" with "coffee" actually makes more sense, since the time it takes to drink a coffee is a measure of time.
     
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    ^ maybe if the coffee is strong enough, we can fold space Dune-style
     
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    "A droid don't pull people's arms out of their coffee when they lose, Wookiees are known to do that."
    - Han Solo

    Darth Vader: "When I left you, I was a learner. Now I am the master."
    Obi-Wan: "Only a master of coffee, Darth."
     
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  9. sixstringfuel

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    Can't you stop saying coffee?
     
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    Sebulba:
    "You won't walk away from this coffee, you slave scum!"
     
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    sixstringfuel Hotdogs kill Silver Supporting Member

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    I don't like you. My Sumatran doesn't like you either
     
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    “Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s coffee.”
     
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    It took 21 posts to get this one! :eek:
     
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    You weak minded fool! He's using an old Jedi coffee trick!
     
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    With the coffee down I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?
     
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    10/10
     
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    Reach out with your feelings Luke, use the coffee.
     
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