That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore.

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  1. Frankee

    Frankee Wartime Consigliere

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    Thanks Ken!
     
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  3. Jahn

    Jahn Listens to Johnny Marr, plays like John Denver Supporting Member

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    Are you saying that all of these old TGP memes should put a stapler on the floor?
     
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    First world problems.
     
  6. Frankee

    Frankee Wartime Consigliere

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    I'm watching you.
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  7. Frankee

    Frankee Wartime Consigliere

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    It's too close to home and too near the bone
    More than you'll ever know......
     
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  9. Frankee

    Frankee Wartime Consigliere

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    Well done. Keep them coming back until they learn it.
     
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  11. AaeCee

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    So use of the term 'crystal lattice' is still OK then??
     
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    Rimbaud Tarnished Silver Gold Supporting Member

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    fugger, ya got me...I'm always like the new guy in the Platoon that gets shot...
     
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    Where the hell are the dryer sheets????
     
  14. Frankee

    Frankee Wartime Consigliere

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    Added to the Master List.
     
  15. One Chord Wonder

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    But those are the equivalent of minor pentatonic blues licks! Without them The Pub will be forever silenced! (that and I just made a joke in another thread about how TGP is an acronym for: The Gilded Pants...)

    :cry:
     
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    Damn! I knew it was too good to be true!
     
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    great-case.com a.k.a. "Mitch"

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    :facepalm can't remember when it was funny :thud
     
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    I used them all as polishing rags for my Klon.
     
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