"The John Mayer girlfriend list"

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  1. Norsegod

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    I guess I'm one of those few people who doesn't care about John Mayer's penis and where it's been. :dunno
     
  2. 27sauce

    27sauce Supporting Member

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    Hmm, I don't know about that...
     
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  3. coltranemi2012

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    Who are you trying to convince...us...or you?
     
  4. PdL

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    :spit
     
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  5. Antmax

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    Looks like a bunch of stock celebrity slappers. Probably the last thing I'd go for.
     
  6. MESA/BUDDA

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    Rashida Jones and Katy Perry for me.
     
  7. Blue410

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    Given the number of female artists still in their 20s dating guys in their 70s (at least as shared by their lucky boyfriend on TGP) one wonders why more of our members haven't surpassed John's record.
     
  8. Bobbybigbucks

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    Ever see a petri dish of STDs?
     
  9. circle_o_5ths

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    Sounds deep.
     
  10. Bolt VanderHuge

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    Not if your death was from Gonnorsiphilherpelaids, which in a 500+ case would be a distinct possibility.
     
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  11. wstsidela

    wstsidela I'm bonafied Gold Supporting Member

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    I'd double date on one of his guitar safaris. They look like a blast.

     
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  13. dohmar

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    I guess sometimes if you find a pencil, and its too long, you just have to put it in a pencil sharpener and rotate it long enough for it to get shorter?

    F'd if I know.

    -D
     
  14. pup tentacle

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    I never really thought about it before, but TGP sounds a lot like TMZ.
     
  15. dohmar

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    TGP is more obsessed with Katy Perrys rack than TMZ, to be fair...

    -D
     
  16. pup tentacle

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    I guess I missed that part. All I've seen is a bunch of the usual Mayer adoration, one Mayer-hating troll, and some guy who wishes he could BE his penis.
     
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  17. orourke

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    Probably has herpes also.
     
  18. dead of night

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    I wonder if some of these promiscuous rock stars who died of "cancer," had an STD related cancer.
     
  19. dohmar

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    Its secondary passive resentment. Urr'body just wants to handle KP's rack.

    OK so maybe nor 'urrbody'. Maybe just me.
    And I'm OK with that.

    -D
     
  20. MoPho

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    A multi-page thread of TGP jealousness. These seem to pop up once a quarter.
     

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