The Three Stooges life lessons

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  1. Guitarist64

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    Plumbing won't work if it has wires in it...it will have you thinking: dis whole place 'sho gone crazy! Don't try to lip-sync opera.
     
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    Did the Stooges have problems with quicksand and hoisted pianos falling on the them?
     
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    If you are at a party with the Stooges and there are cream pies there, leave at once.
     
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    If you rub a saw on someone's head, it usually destroys the teeth...of the saw. Heads and hammers are great together. It makes a funny ding noise.
     
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    Curly pioneered break dancing, although he rarely gets credit for it. That's a life lesson right there.
     
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    What are the seven stooges of grief?
     
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    Clams are little biatches.
     
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    smoking in bed....very dangerous! ... trying to get into bed, more dangerous!! ....


    the perils of alcohol! ...
     
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    Never try to pull a phone cord out of the wall.
    Never hire a law firm called Dewie, Cheatum, and Howe.
    Don't be a maroon.
     
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    Golf etiquette is easy.

    Delivering ice sucks.

    It's ok to rip your friends hair out.

    Not cool to pretend to be cousin Basil.



    :):(
     
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    Never take your Stradivarius or cream puffs to a prize fight.

    :):(
     
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    Chili peppers are the secret to a champion racehorse.
     
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    Don't stand behind the guy with the sledgehammer.
     
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    Don't hire the Stooges to deliver barrels of beer, or prune trees on a golf course.
     
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    Don’t use lp gas to raise a fallen soufflé.
     
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    Don't act as though the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head...or a mathematical discussion of the value of pie will likely ensue:eek:! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!

    No wonder this plumbing don't woik...it's all clogged up wit wyers! And, as Moe said as he was hooking the plumbing up to the electrical system, and like a lead singer would say, "Without me, where would we be?"!

    Drilling a hole in a boat to let the water out makes perfect sense...to a bass player;)!

    "Now I'll show you a picture what is a picture"...splat!

    Curley's head had to be made from the hardest material in the universe..."Oh, look!"

    The sales counter display arm/pie launcher never fails to make me laugh until tears come to my eyes! I think the grazing pies are funnier that the direct hits!

    The Stooges had to be the funniest guys who ever lived! The dubbed in sounds were about as funny as the antics themselves:)!
     
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    I think Abbot & Costello stole that one from them!
     
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    If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'till you do suck seed.
    I didn't do it, it was a guy with a beard.
    Moronica is for Morons!
    And the eternal questions...
    ...is it warmer in the summer or in the country?
    ...so, are you married or happy?
     
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