The Ultimate Attenuator Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Effects, Pedals, Strings & Things' started by Ricker, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. Ricker

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    The best thing about these attenuators is ...........................................
    You can tell your wife that you have a HO and she won't be upset.;)

    It's a great gift for the wife to give Hubby for Christmas.
    'Here's your present Dear...HO Ho Ho'........he he:D

    R
     
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    Nah I doubt it...... I got plenty more..... so much more in fact that many call me........... SupHoman...........
     
  4. Ricker

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    HO no I can't!!
     
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    What's the plexi switch do?
    Is the Ho the same thing as the UA?
    Is the HO more expensive?
    Will it damage my amp?
    Is Vancouver awash in blow transformers?
    Can I get an fx loop on it?


    Yep, the Ho threads have really turned into a joke! :D

    TG
     
  6. Ricker

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    You mean jHOke don't you?
     
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    Knock Knock
    who's there?
    HO...
    Ho who?
    Ho ya doin?......
     
  10. Ricker

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    Why did the UA cross the road........??
    To get to the HO on the otherside
     
  11. Ricker

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    What did the big Ho say to the little Ho.....
    'Ho Ho lil Ho'............

    What did the Little Ho say back to the Big Ho....
    'hey Big Ho you're a Big Ho'
     
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    HO-lee Mackarel! HO-nestly!
    If Ho was pig latin, the English translation would be hhhhhhhhhh . . . . aaaaaaaa (aaaaaaaaa added for effect).
     
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  13. Wagster

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    You know you're a HO when.........

    You and Prince have already made 3 records
    Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights
    When people say, "Ho, Ho, Ho" and it's July
    You've slept with Geraldo Rivera
    Madonna comes to you for pointers
     
  14. pir8matt

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    HOley moley, I can't believe this thread made it to 2 pages!

    but it sHO nuff did!
     
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    na Ho's aren't that expensive!!!:rotflmao
     
  16. Randy

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    So are these wired fairly neatly or is it what you'd call a Sloppy HO? :banana
     
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    I find this thread very offensive, frankly.
     
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    But wait, there's more...

    The ultimate! A ten! You ate her?
     
  19. Ricker

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    You mean very HOffensive Brother....;-)
     
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    ou812..?
     

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