There is a monster on the loose...

Discussion in 'Guitars in General' started by jblake, May 23, 2020.

  1. Bob Womack

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    I intend to hurt you... and I want to go on hurting you.

    Some things can't be unseen.

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  2. HERSCHEL

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    That was my first thought as well. It was either that, or someone has a duck/swan fetish.
     
  3. lost sailor

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    A 'Less' Paul with neck dive issues?
     
  4. Arcadia

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    Well played.
     
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  5. Arcadia

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    I see the make an offer button. LOL @ $2450 though.
     
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    Say what you will about current Gibson QC but they are SOOOO much better now than in the 70s.
     
  7. hanknc

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    Too bad they changed the tuners.
     
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  8. Whiskeyrebel

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    The crowning touch of the Reverb ad is the closeup on that headstock split under the tuner. Like that's gonna be the dealbreaker after you accept the entire rest of the guitar being a refugee from an episode of Botched. "You didn't disclose it! REFUND!"
     
  9. thebard42

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    This made me laugh a lot. My favorite line "Clearly the person who did the modifications had better craftsmanship skills than judgement." Sure, asking "for a friend."
     
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    At least it's not chambered.
    The front was bad but I thought "ugly, but I can handle it." Then I saw the back. :barf
     
  11. korus

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    'If you cannot make it better, make it worse. Everyone is included.'

    This is a material evidence evil cannot compete with stupidity. Evil is inferior to stupidity. Even the most intelligent evil is preventable. Because it is predictable. Stupidity is neither.

    Ulnconditional limitless inclusion is human culture's suicide.
     
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  12. Surgeon

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    It’s a piece of wood.
    Someone modified it to his liking.

    I don’t like it
    The price is ridiculous
    But I really don’t care enough to say I hate it, talk of evil or blame anybody.
     
  13. Trebor Renkluaf

    Trebor Renkluaf I was hit by a parked car, what's your excuse? Silver Supporting Member

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    :spit
     
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    Ha ha ha! Oh The IT Crowd.
     
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  15. ShredSquatch

    ShredSquatch Conspiracy Experience Director & Stunt Guitarist Silver Supporting Member

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    Ha, but it's more of the I have to jump out of the window after looking at that atrocity crowd... :rotflmao

    ~ss
     
  16. Lt Dak

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    Because I looked at this abomination a while ago, it's now started popping up in the reverb ads I'm seeing while browsing other sites. I laugh every time.
     
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  17. MrDoty

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    looks like an 8th rest to me
     
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    Inspiration for DBZ guitars?

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