Discussion in 'The Pub' started by ShredSquatch, Jul 12, 2018.
Read my signature and get back to me, brother.
Are "facts" different from facts?
If so I'm doing it wrong
You should have flushed a toilet a few times before you made your way over to the urinal. just to let the guy on the other end of the phone what a loser he was talking to
You would have to ask @Suave Eddie. I am a mere messenger.
Imagine assdude's hands hurriedly transferring and smearing microscopic pee particles all over his precious phone!
Put your mouth next to that, baby!
Did he look like this guy?
I was in a stall at work once, some guy went in the stall next door, I heard loud Indian music start to play over headphones, then he started snoring. Must've had a late night I guess.
Was this a hands free flush, or was there actual manipulation?
The air biscuit does add a bit of mystique however.
There's a lot of tension in a public restroom.
All this RR action going on and no one said "oohh, this water's cold"
"Yeah, deep too"
That looks like a “Wrong Turn”.
I bet if you explained to them that you're actually "ShredSquatch," they'd just nod, and say, "oh.... noooow I get it!"
Tap foot twice.....
Thanks but I'll have to pass that along to my cousin FabSquatch
One of the best parts of that movie!
it's better to be looked over than overlooked - Mae West
Maybe someone on the phone was coaching him to urinate.
"You can do it little fella. Be mommy's big boy now!"
Well thanks but I've heard that guy Squatch Merdock is the real big deal!
That happened somewhere here today! Great minds think alike!