This guy just eyeballed me in the restroom... (Pic Added)

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  1. DYNA BILL

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    Read my signature and get back to me, brother.

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  3. ShredSquatch

    ShredSquatch Conspiracy Experience Director & Stunt Guitarist Silver Supporting Member

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    Ahhhh thanks!

    Are "facts" different from facts?

    If so I'm doing it wrong

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    You should have flushed a toilet a few times before you made your way over to the urinal. :red just to let the guy on the other end of the phone what a loser he was talking to :red
     
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    marktweedy In Transit® Silver Supporting Member

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    You would have to ask @Suave Eddie. I am a mere messenger.
     
  6. IGuitUpIGuitDown

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    Imagine assdude's hands hurriedly transferring and smearing microscopic pee particles all over his precious phone!

    Put your mouth next to that, baby!
     
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    Did he look like this guy?

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  8. Bigsby

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    I was in a stall at work once, some guy went in the stall next door, I heard loud Indian music start to play over headphones, then he started snoring. Must've had a late night I guess.
     
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    Was this a hands free flush, or was there actual manipulation?
    The air biscuit does add a bit of mystique however.
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    There's a lot of tension in a public restroom.
     
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    All this RR action going on and no one said "oohh, this water's cold"
    "Yeah, deep too"
     
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    That looks like a “Wrong Turn”. :omg
     
  13. Buck Murdock

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    I bet if you explained to them that you're actually "ShredSquatch," they'd just nod, and say, "oh.... noooow I get it!"

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  15. ShredSquatch

    ShredSquatch Conspiracy Experience Director & Stunt Guitarist Silver Supporting Member

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    Thanks but I'll have to pass that along to my cousin FabSquatch
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  16. ShredSquatch

    ShredSquatch Conspiracy Experience Director & Stunt Guitarist Silver Supporting Member

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    One of the best parts of that movie!:rotflmao:roll

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    it's better to be looked over than overlooked - Mae West
     
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    Maybe someone on the phone was coaching him to urinate.

    "You can do it little fella. Be mommy's big boy now!"

     
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    ShredSquatch Conspiracy Experience Director & Stunt Guitarist Silver Supporting Member

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    Well thanks but I've heard that guy Squatch Merdock is the real big deal! :dude

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    ShredSquatch Conspiracy Experience Director & Stunt Guitarist Silver Supporting Member

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    That happened somewhere here today! Great minds think alike!:wave

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